rEVIEW: "The Old Ones" - set in a Squat in London

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Number Ten with policeman waiting to evict the Four.

Four Anarchic old gits squat in Number Ten after being told to quit by the landlady

Jacob:  "You all hate me because I rich and don't pay my taxes.  Well, I don't care!"

Rory the hippy:   "Well I don't know why I''m here anyway"

Jacob:  "Nor do we Rory so clear off, your not even a tory anymore!"

Boris the Punk:   "Well I'm not happy until I've hit something.  Come here Rory!" **&!!!??>?  "That better, Rory, thanks."

Rory:  "That hurt man."

Jacob:  "Well good!  We all hate you!"

Ken the sensible one:  "You know I'd agree if I knew what we're supposed to agree.  I'm going out"

Boris:  "I'm not!   I'm stayin' here! I'm only going out in a box."

Gets in Box.

Two Removal Men come in and removes Box.

[puzzled laughter]



Never seen at No 10
The landlady:


The Landlady's Agent loves his job:







JG