Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to two at-loggerheads Tories who wish to be known only as 'Doctor R.E. Main' and 'Ms B Rexit', I can reveal that there is deep concern in all wings of the party about knives in the back re Beleaguered Party Leader and sometimes-PM Theresa May.
R.E. Main "God knows we've all tried hard enough, I mean what DOES it take to get rid of the woman?"
Ms B Rexit MP looked fearfully over her shoulder: "There are spooky rumours that she is possessed by the devil, sorry Saint Margaret the Masher, strange cacklings and shrieks are reported to have come from within Number Ten at the dead of night. And thumping of handbags in hell."
Nervous staff report Larry the Cat increasing apt to spit for no reason as her shadow passes him.
Meanwhile another Knife Crime Meeting is planned, this time without her.
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