Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Theresa May's new Renting Laws - but how did the Tories get us here in the first place?

by Jan Cosgrove

Mrs May is seeking credit for announcing plans to remove No Fault Tenancies, and one would think perhaps they have always been there.  That is, after a minimum tenancy period of six months (private sector) the landlord can apply to the courts and get possession without having to advance any reason, and the judge CANNOT refuse a possession order.

For background, revert to pre-1977, and recall the name 'Rachman', a crooked, violent thug landlord, forced evictions, dreadful conditions, terrorised tenants.   North Kensington etc, and he wasn't alone.

In that year, the Labour Government introduced the radical and far-reaching Rent Act 1977, a major step forward for tenants' rights in the UK, ensuring that a court order HAD to be secured to obtain possession, and a judge had wide discretion to not grant if circumstances were held to warrant this.

There was one exception, please bear this in mind when reading the remainder of this article:  Case13 in the 1977 Act provided ONE exception to the judge's discretion.  In the situation where a landlord wanted to return to their home they had rented out, or for close relations, the judge's discretion was removed, possession was automatic.

There were howls of protest, especially from one political party, the-then Opposition, The Tories, led by .... Margaret Thatcher,already renowned for her removal of free school milk....   And from Landlords ....

In their 1979 Election Campaign, the Tories made great play of poor frightened landladies who simply wanted to return to their homes they had rented out but nasty horrid tenants prevented that, and Labour's Rent Act was to blame - Yes, see above.   The Tories said this would improve the supply of rented accommodation, we heard much less about frightened old dears, oddly enough.

One of the first major enactments of Thatcher was the 1980 Housing Act which introduced shorthold tenancies - that is, minimum term 12 months, 2 months notice served 10 months + into tenancy, Judge had(s) no discretion, automatic possession.   Later, 1988 Act reduced minimum term to 6 months, and since then the Tories changed the law to make shorthold the automatic tenancy agreement default.

This is the cause of the current crisis for private renters, the so-called No Fault eviction.

Some effects of Shorthold Tenancies:


  • Claimed there would increased supply of private rented properties - jury out, no evidence.
  • Many hundreds and more of No Fault Evictions, people lost their homes because the landlord had 'other plans' or none at all.
  • A veritable racket in agency fees, and the growth of such Agencies.   The Housing Acts intended that if a landlord did not seek possession at the end of the minimum term, the tenancy continued, until terminated at whatever time.  Tenants having paid fees to agents at first should not have been forced to pay more fees, yet many many agents required tenants to sign a new shorthold as each minimum term ended, plus fees.  A total abuse and deception.
  • Tenants afraid to seek repairs for fear of No Fault eviction.  I have seen properties in deplorable conditions for this very reason, families forced to live with mould, slugs, dangerous electrics etc, my own son thrown across a room some years ago when he touched a device, luckily not his pregnant partner.
  • The same fear made the majority of tenants not challenge the awful levels of private rent which have characterised the UK rental scene for 40 years.   Rents so high that those in work or not seeking Housing Benefit know this will not cover their rent, often by over £100 a month or more.  Creating debt, rent poverty and other ills.

So, Conclusion:

  • After Forty Years, the Tories now say they will Undo the harmful No Fault Eviction they introduced in the first place.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

ANOTHER EXCLUSIVE! Who actually running Brexit .... and there's a timetable that no one's adhering to


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by Our Man at the Bus Stop who actually has seen three coming along at once but afterwards none when you wanted one




To Begin at .... the Beginning




Picture yourself (go on) at the Brighton Royal Hospital the other day, after the Second Test, walk to the Bus Station in The Steine, find the Stagecoach 700 Coastliner stop (one every 10 minutes), just miss one, and, yes, within that ten minutes another 700 comes along to (not exactly) wisk one to Littlehampton.

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[Intermission:  on the walk, you see the Spiritualist Church and realise that they probably did not consult an architect of note 'on the other side'.




Also, for scenic interest, also passed this




End of Intermission]

So, the said 700 proceeds to Hove - btw on the journey I see ONE homeless person on the street, compare: Bognor Precinct.

Bus ambles along, well-used, a hold up at Shoreham due to road works etc, and then past Worthing Pier, when I notice that we form part of a procession of THREE of the 700's.

"Mercy sakes, we have us a convoy!"    I/d film please ....
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And thence on by degrees to Anchor Springs Littlehampton, where I disembark to catch ....  a 700.   Ah not the Brighton-to-Littlehampton version (every 10 minutes) but the Littlehampton-to-Chichester (every 20 minutes, or so).    The next of which is due (according to the electronic bus stop sign) in about 12 minutes.


Or not, it just passes and No Bus.   Then we await the one in 20 minutes at 52 past the hour  .... which passes and then we are told it will be another 19 minutes....   ahem .....

In the meantime, Brighton-bound 700's have been turning up and around with (how apt)  gay abandon even.   In fact, by the time the Bognor-bound 700 turns up, TWELVE Brighton 700s have departed.  Would you Adam'n'Eve it.

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I query Mr Cheerful, the Misterman Bus Driver to Bognor:  "Mine's on time". (He's not Mr Cheerful, Mr Cheerful's in another book.)  OK then, there we are.

I considered, as one does as one waits for Delayed Events, all sorts of things, and it CAME TO ME that I now know who's running our Brexit departure.   Stagecoach, or at least the bit which manages also the Littlehampton-Bognor stage.

Reasons:


  • Both appear to being subject to delays to a timetable
  • There's no rhyme or reason any sane person can see
  • No Deal = No Service, and I have seen the latter, it's not what it's made out to be
  • Any service to Bognor is like a Deal
  • The Brighton-Littlehampton run is the EU (well there's all them foreigners in Brighton after all)
Conclusion:   Whatever happens, 
BLAME STAGECOACH

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Tuesday, April 2, 2019

EXCLUSIVE: Rival Tory factions agree on serious Knife Crime

by our Criminal Correspondent in the Exercise Yard

Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to two at-loggerheads Tories who wish to be known only as 'Doctor R.E. Main' and 'Ms B Rexit', I can reveal that there is deep concern in all wings of the party about knives in the back re Beleaguered Party Leader and sometimes-PM Theresa May.

R.E. Main "God knows we've all tried hard enough, I mean what DOES it take to get rid of the woman?"

Ms B Rexit MP looked fearfully over her shoulder:  "There are spooky rumours that she is possessed by the devil, sorry Saint Margaret the Masher, strange cacklings and shrieks are reported to have come from within Number Ten at the dead of night.   And thumping of handbags in hell."

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Nervous staff report Larry the Cat increasing apt to spit for no reason as her shadow passes him.

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Meanwhile another Knife Crime Meeting is planned, this time without her.



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