BLUSTERBALLS
directed by Luigi Boilabroccoli
Order. Or-DER!
Plot line, if there is one
The secret organisation: B.R.E.X.I.T.
Bloody Ridiculous Extremist Xenophobic Infantile Tories
and its sworn enemy
R.E.M.A.I.N.
Repeating Empty Machinations and Irritating Noises
led by
Turncoat Galorre
struggle over the ah ...... sole of Britain, even
"I will Revoke" she threatens
B.R.E.X.I.T. is masterminded by
Bhlojhob (bojo to his friend)
"World Domination by 31st October, and you can't stop me, Mr Bondco, and I'm planning your Exit ...."
He's subtle suave pensive quiet-spoken polite and courteous but he's determined to Trump all ....and his Cat
miaow ....... purrrr ....... sleep ........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"I bet you'd like to stroke what I'm stroking Mr Bondco"
aided (or is he more) by his 'Special Assistant'
Rhimjhob
They are pitted against the fearless
John Bondco
(or blood out of a ....)Not Shaken Not Stirred
OO-Bran-dy "Order! Or-DER! Noises from a Sedentary position Licensed to spill"
His Boss M wants her revenge on Bhlojhob for some reason ......
And whose side is femme fatale
KAMASUTRA on?
Could it be she's working for
"The Farrago" who wants to muscle in on Bhlojhob's empire and supplant him? (gasp)
Mr Benn plays Q, inventor of the dastardly Surrender Bomb.
He's just going into the fitting-up room now
Dick Braine is exactly who he says he is. Also plays Yoo Kip, fiendish foe, ah so's to you too
Surprise! Surprise! Guest Appearance from Lady Spiderwoman
"We've been watching you since 1611, Bhlojhob"
Special Guest Appearance from ObiQuiet
straight from a Hive of Scum and Villainy, we must be careful, does he possess corbynite?????
The critics say
"A'hm oota here, the noo!" [A sturgeon writing in the Scottish Daily Kipper]
"So it's No Deal Mr Bondco"
[sinister laugh ...... ha ha ha]
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