Tuesday, November 25, 2014

 tHE bACK pAGE
you have been warned


18/12/2014


.... only one more week and then it's over, again







Talking of which ....


Well that's clear enough then ....



 


Child Sees No Reason Why Iron Man Costume Can't Be Worn To Grandfather’s Funeral

0:57




Happy with his joy-stick?

Robot Programmed To Fall In Love 

With a Girl Goes Too Far 

 http://www.techandfacts.com/robot-programmed-to-fall-in-love-with-a-girl-goes-too-far/




Latest:  "I'd rather do a deal with Old Nick than Nick Clegg" says Big G




Council laughs off this hilarious headline error

Was it an error, we ask (we do, we do)


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Paddington's dark secret from deepest Peru?  





Leon (assassin) left, Paddington (bear) right


















USA - We Couldn't Make it Up

Woman shot by oven while trying to cook waffles  

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/21/17045722-woman-shot-by-oven-while-trying-to-cook-waffles?lite



USA - We Shouldn't Make it Up

What is Wrong with you America????

One is FORCED to make this agonised plea for explanation after having had my attention drawn to a new US toy import:  "Diaper Surprise"



What kind of mind thinks up a doll that not only poops but you can make a necklace out of the poop?  It's SO WRONG FOR SO MANY REASONS.



And Now, GERMANY

Hitler figure (with adjustable right arm) and Nazi HQ set go for £7000 at auction







And a Whole New  Angle on The Little Mermaid ......





Right-wing pastor: Girl Scouts are wicked and their cookies promote lesbianism



It must be something to do with uniforms?

Now, the down-to-earth Japanese .....


Whatever floats your boat in Japan, say I ....



Now for tHE bACK pAGE Tech Bureau for the hard-of-learning (yes it is)




Gays blamed for immoral 'tight pants' by church leader


 

My Goodness, maybe a brisk cycle ride will do the trick ....

Oh No!!!!!




That's It, Pooping Baby Necklaces, Pastors in Tight Jeans, lesbian cookies (oh yeah, I think we had some hereabouts somewhere.     I'm off to a Normal Place.

AND ....   no one is to say a word about their helmets....





Jove's Garcon




Sunday, November 23, 2014

28th April 1948, an Order for the Sterilization or asexualizationof Willie Lynch, aged 14 years

We nowadays equate the "bad old days" of eugenics primarily with Nazi Germany, and indeed by the time of the date above, the Nuremberg tribunals had heard and made judgment upon examples of the excesses committed in the name of racial purity.

So who was Willie Lynch?   Maybe a black boy in South Africa, not yet officially established re apartheid but as near as damn it.  No, not a British colonial possession (not a current one anyway), and Willie was white.

The scene is North Carolina, US of A, and it was an Eugenics Board, with legal powers, which made an order that he, aged 14, be sterlised ... ostensibly for his own good .... or the public's (of course).  Here's the paperwork:

Whereas .....

Was he represented?  Read it, no such niceties .... his mother had consented - we have no record of the process by which she was persuaded or consented.

The social annals of the early 20th century are littered with such gross injustices, in the USA, and also here - no need to go to Germany.  Yes, the gas chambers had a test run with the 'feeble minded', those who would 'degrade' the stock if allowed to breed.  Qualifications - disability of any kind, but especially mental; single motherhood (children taken into care, unfit person).  At its worst, the woman arrested in Nazi Germany by the Gestapo because a neighbour thought she was 'odd', anti-social, probably lesbian wrote to the Gestapo, woman sent to camp, died there.  When this letter was discovered, a German TV crew tracked the informant down decades later.  "Yes this is my signature but I did not write this."   Did a whole nation suffer from such amnesia?

And in the State of South Carolina, who now can explain the morality and decency of such provision?  Moral amnesia - discuss.

In that case, as in so many, poverty not race alone, is the key factor.   The propensity of the rich to laud their status as somehow something of which they naturally deserve.

Willie Lynch is fighting for justice, however belated in every sense.   Here, it's not just Alan Turing who deserves even posthumous justice but tens of thousands of others who didn't become the father of the computer et al.   Turing took cyanide coated onto an apple - and no prince came to revive him.  Not a happy ending Walt.

This Government, not alone, has embraced the ethos of "helping the deserving poor".   This has a shadow presence - "not helping the undeserving poor".  Scapegoating, the tool of those who wish to maintain their status and position, readily attractive to those who don't understand their position outside of that "god-given" privilege.  Willie doesn't just stand for all those like him who lost their posterity to bureaucratic fascism.  He stands for all those at the bottom of the pile, pushed around, labelled (so neet-ly) - their children are malnourished, poorly housed, looked down upon, selected for the next generation so the game can continue.

I remember a worker, let us say, of less than liberal views, who heard that someone had died of AIDS.  "Was it good AIDS?"   ??????   This referred to those receiving contaminated blood in transfusions, obtained by paying the most wretched and the outcast for their donations of blood ....  AIDS is AIDS lady, it's a frickin' disease.

The price of liberty - but especially to be vigilant for those on the bottom of the pile.   As we saw in Nazi Germany, they were first through the door to extermination ..... but the doors opened ever wider.

Currently, I am in a great project with kids aged 14 etc, some of them coming out as gay or bi.  I hope they may read this and see what can happen when ignorance and injustice are permitted to rule, instead of the Rule of Law, humanity's greatest achievement.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

So Mr Cameron acts tough on ISIS .... or does he?





So, Mr Cameron acts tough and says he'll prevent UK nationals who have fought as jihadists from returning to the UK for two years, unless they submit to pretty draconian infringements of their liberties. Hooray says the media and political class, not at all afraid to further assist islamaphobia and, BTW, further radicalisation of not only those so 'contained' but probably others already part-convinced this country is on the side of their devil.



 We are signatory to enough conventions and treaties that debar us from make people stateless, and one asks how near the knuckle this is going to go. One also is bound to ask, what will such targeted people be doing whilst they are so excluded if they refuse to sign up? Loyally toasting pictures of the Queen maybe? Reading the latest backtrack by Nigel Farage on what he said that contradicts the UKIP manifesto? This 'device' is another horse that bolted and now they want to secure the stable. 



Could it be, Mr Cameron, that this country has served a generation of young islamic people so poorly that they are prey to such extremists? And of their parents, where have they been to have lost such respect? I am particularly incensed to see Labour MPs like Hazel Blears endorse this patriotism-is-the-last=refuge-of-the-scoundrel piece of Tory-speak.

One simply has to ask, set the precedent and who is next. Or let's take a time-travel to Britain in the early 1930s when many young people here go to fight in a noble cause, as they truly believed, to lay down their lives against what they saw as evil needing to be opposed.

  




Yes, the Spanish Civil War, and the International Brigade. Some of them infected by a truly dangerous creed, marxism. radicalised, interestingly enough, in a period of great depression. Ah well, one is so used to right-wing Labour Home Secretaries that this is no surprise perhaps. As for the Lib Dems, I have no brief for them anyway, the enablers of this coup-by-coalition, but it is a sad reflection on a party that has at least maintained a liberal tradition in such matters.

 


Of those who returned, how many knew how to shoot straight when a real threat to Britain actually emerged, and how many in later years stayed as radicalised as they were when they went? One is not saying ISIS etc are not a threat, but isn't this idea a bit like barring members of the International Brigade because of Stalin?

 

looks sort of familiar?


Ah, ISIS commits atrocities .....  the Spanish Republican cause didn't?   Look, No one comes out as Mr Clean, believe you me.


barred?


It looks good as a policy but, actually  ....  probably (Carlsberg) it stinks ...


Laws are not made for the few, they are made for everyone.




Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Thanks, Benedict, but I may just give this imitation a pass ....



You see, though I am sure 'The Imitation Game', now showing at The PictureDrome (at £2.50 why go out of town), is very exciting I am not at all sure that it will illuminate, well .... Alan Turing, or, indeed, Enigma, or all the rest of it.

My perspective is a personal one.   My first job, as a lowly clerical officer, was at Oakley Park, Cheltenham at GCHQ, the successor to Bletchley Park where Turing and a cast of at least 10,000 turned the course of history.


C block GCHQ as it was in 1963

I worked in H Division, Director the legendary code-breaker and chess champion, Hugh Alexander, who I recall steaming down the hill at close of work on an old iron-frame bicycle, possibly brakeless, and never letting up as he swerved into to the rush hour traffic at the bottom of the hill around 5.30pm.   There were plusher buildings down the hill, we were all in what I guess was some form of ?utility accommodation at the top, single story, corridor in centre spine, offices to right and left.


What were we all doing?  Well, it involved 'communications research' ....   Do you know how much it has vexed me to hear all this later detail.  I mean, why don't they just give it to the National Trust and have open days and the WI running a cake stall?   Anyway, that is what we told everyone.  And, you know, it put an absolute stopper on the most feared bores at parties, those who wanted to talk about work.   Given that blessing, I can tell you we had the best parties, my mate Reg had a basement flat, and I always got invited because I had the best box of  1960s singles of all of us.   (This developed into 6000 classical LPs which still take up a lot of wall space at home.)

Where were we?  Ah, so I had Q clearance, above Top Secret, and I sat looking for 'things'.   This involved scanning (yawn) lots of paper tape on large rolls.  (More yawn).   Look, much of it is and was and will be boring but today we have better machines to help us (which must bring us back, but not just yet, to Alan Turing).  I sat unwinding these rolls slowly and then having to rewind them.  The GCHQ boffins (in another part of town) had devised a devilish ex-machina which was supposed to rewind at light speed, only the warp coils were never balanced and the valuable tapes got shredded so we never used them.   One day, having upgraded my record deck, I brought into work my Decca Deram deck, 4 speed, and lo and behold, this worked so well, read at 16, rewind at a smooth 78, yep impulse speed Mr Sulu ..... to the point that my boss, his boss, Hugh Alexander, just popped in to have a look.  "Well, that's novel" said HA "I think I'll mention this over the way and see if we can get some in".  (It never happened and can you imagine Health and Safety today allowing such a domestic item to be imported into the workplace.)

But we are talking 1963-1968, I was 18+, just out of having muffed A-levels at Cheltenham Grammar School where I had been since 16, having gained 8 Oxford Board O-Levels at the co-ed Charlton Kings Secondary Modern, unusual in those days for such schools - its modern incarnation, The Balcarrass School, now hovers in the upper reaches of the state school system.   I loathed the Grammar School, single sex, ersatz public school, with a low expectation of what a mere elementary schoolboy could do even though I had outgunned most of them at O-level.   I recall perhaps my first independent political thought when I found out that the Grammar School oiks got a lot more per capita spending on their education than we did.   That helped explain some things.    I am sure we made up for it through the dedication and time of an amazing team of teachers at CKSM.

Anyway, that and a heady mix of sex, booze, rock'n'roll and Beethoven (and not at all in that order) led me to somehow find my way not to Uni but GCHQ.    Did I apply?   You know, I can't remember, but there I was, in due course, getting my pass - known then as a religious icon due to the picture quality - "Jesus Christ, is that you!?"

My parents were non-plussed to find that 'positive vetting' took the enquiries back to when I was nine, living in a village on the Essex Blackwater Estuary ....  now, though this is another story, both Mum and Dad (my English Dad that is) had been associated with Polish intel operations in WW2 (another story, another day, and also very personal) but I wonder if the spooks found out about me, 9, and that girl, 14, who was daughter to an Essex County Cricketer ... if not, I'm saying nothing,    Doctor or was it Nurse.


Shaun Wylie

I recently read that GCHQ is abandoning its current graduate recruitment and instead looking for the oddball, the 'sideways' thinkers, those who come at things another way.  Well, nothing new, that's what they did in WW2, those were the sort of bods who ran the various Huts at Bletchley.  Some remained from that time to 1963, chiefly memorable to me was Shaun Wylie, top mathematician,    Anyway, one of the saner bods and he used to pop into my office, and would say, "Jan, thank God,  can I hide, you're the only sane bugger round here".   A mate of mine at 6th Form, his Dad, Septimus Wall, was eccentric. Very.  Another Bletchley Park mathematician.  Brilliant mind, bit of a barmpot, as they say up north.


Bletchley Park


We got to see Bletchley Park as part of induction and a real Enigma machine as part of this.   Enigma was widely used by the Germans, at all levels.   The railways for example - I do wonder whether we knew of the transportation of the Jews and Romanies etc to the death camps, because we had the means to find out and the Germans always documented everything in such detail ....   Some parts of the German war effort were really good at using Enigma properly, and this made it so hard to break.  It's when operators got careless that we got our chances.


Enigma


Developed from a commercial machine, it started with three wheels and ended up with five so any talk of a once-and-for-all break of Enigma is fantasy.  In fact, we know the Poles broke Enigma in the early 1930s mathematically.  When Poland fell,  bods scooted to France and then, in 1940, here.   One gathers quite a few of their people died at the hands of the Gestapo to take their knowledge to the grave. But it's almost certain we also had broken a version of Enigma.

Well, you can have a machine sitting there on your desk, the Germans can be transmitting, but you need settings for the day and other crucial data.   Or it's of no use.   Enter the bad operator, thank you, mein herr, very much.  Laziness, lax security, was the biggest failing.  So, as the war progressed, a tit-for-tat contest was joined in deep earnest.   We break, they'd upgrade or get cautious.

Turing was a brilliant mind, one of the most outstanding of our times.  His work at Bletchley Park included development of mathematical techniques and devices, such as the Bombe.   Don't ask me, I never saw one.

It's estimated that we well may have been reading 60% or more of top German traffic. The intel was named 'Ultra'.    Never say we Brits can't keep a secret, and I am sure that is what Churchill meant when he referred to one great secret surrounded by many lies.   To have such penetration into the minds, almost, of the enemy, was unparalleled in warfare, in such detail.  Sometimes, surely, lives were expended/sacrificed to keep the enemy from realising we had such insight, probably many.  'Need to know', a principle we adhered to in the 1960s GCHQ as then.

The crucial battle of the Atlantic, it was that knowledge that prevented us from being strangled.   We used intel to inform Stalin of Hitler's treachery.  I always will wonder why he didn't seem to take it at face value, he had enough agents in the upper reaches of British society ....



But it's not Enigma that we perhaps should most thank Turing for.  Yes, he and his cast of 10,000 did all that, and it was crucial, history-changing.  But we also remember him as 'the father of the computer'.   He had set down basic mathematical principles re such programmable, computational machines, and the need to use that knowledge and insight came in the shape of a new generation of German cipher machines.   These were so different and so much faster than the Enigma.

There, the operator had to feed in the message, letter by letter, hey press-to the key, then via lots of wiring and the wheels, up lit another letter, which someone else wrote down, and grouped in fives.  This was then given to the wireless operator, who then sent it out morse code, for our guys to intercept, guten tag to all our British listeners.

Tunny  was a tad more complex.   Firstly, 12 wheels   ....  and ... it was connected to a teleprinter keyboard, the output was fed into this by punched tape.  So it went out at  speed, fully and nastily 12-wheel encoded.   It was that challenge that caused a Post Office engineer, Tommy Flowers and his team to construct Colossus,  the world's first true electronic computer.



Tunny - the extent and the means by which we broke this machine can be seen re what we were able to tell Stalin before the pivotal and game-changing Battle of Kursk.

Colossus: Breaking the German ‘Tunny’ Code at Bletchley Park. An Illustrated History   B. Jack Copeland:



rebuilt Tunny

I saw a version of this well-named giant, Colossus, with the computing power of a demented bee, or less, in a vast hall, valves the size of very large vases, stretching rack upon rack.   This is what did the job', the Nazis couldn't have dreamt the effete British could have sussed their technical mastery  (Vorsprung durch Technik indeed),  to have been so compromised.


Colossus, early version

I got to see the new generation of IBM 360s at GCHQ, a fraction of the size of Colossus but still as big as several fridge freezers,  which would have a minute fraction of the power of a modern smart-phone, and actually programmed it, using FortranIV, to 'solve a problem' which had been sitting being ignored for more than a decade and whose underlying message turned out to tell us from which direction the sun rises ...  I kid you not.


IBM360, new in 1964


Hah, I get this call from a very distressed and irate F Division bod (where said 360s and Collossus conhabited) "please come over now".   The print room, my new program, IBM 360 and printer.  Great they said, but have you grasped nesting?  Cuckoo?  Have a look in here .....  streams of interleved paper.  Your result, , hundreds of blank pages except FOR ONE CHARACTER PER PAGE  strewn (and it was) all over the floor .... oooooh-er missus.

So, ask me to construct a better version of the very traditional one-time use system I sort of uncovered, then maybe I might be able to oblige ....  Lesson, if you can er- sort out how it works, you can sort out make it better.   Suffice it to say, this had no remote connection with the main work I was involved in, unlucky for some.  Play Fair say I.

Discuss:  Totalitarianism v Democracy, trains running on time against 'Please mind the gap between the timetable and reality'.   Or, we could have a Joint Intelligence Committee of all relevant agencies(we have one to this day) against a bevvy of viciously competing cut-throat agencies all brown-nosing to their uber-gruppen nasti-bozzes at whatever level.

Also Discuss:  the NSA who were with us at all levels, let's be fair.  So, apparently, one day, senior bods from 'over thePond' waltz into a meeting to announce a major breakthrough with their battery of IBM 360s, volumes-thick of triumphant paperwork.  What do you limeys think of that?  Ah says one of our absent-minded boffs, you know I meant to mention I have some mathematical calculations I made a few weeks ago, here's the actual formulae etc, do have a read.  Almost on the back of the proverbial fag packet.   Several hundred plus to GCH, but there was never a hint of any unseemly rivalry, after all, we were British.    Eh?

Let it be said, I loved some of the yanks, who loved being here.  My favourite was Bud, an anglophile, a lean, wiry, nut-brown guy who had a Ford - Popular that is - of which he was inordinately proud.  One day, rounding the roundabout below H Block and off home, the driver's door just fell off.  He gets out, as I pass, and says in an inimitable drawl,   "Hey, Jan, guess my door's fallen off".  I nodded, he got back in and drove home, stuffing door in back.

Suffice it to say, in my very humble opinion (and it has to be that against giant intellect), what I saw at GCHQ owed everything to Turing and Flowers - but oh so much much more all of  humanity owes to them.  The longer I live, the more it seems apparent.  (By the way, aficianados of Isaac Asimov's 1950s Foundation Trilogy had them at some unimaginable era aeons of centuries in our future sporting little devices, all the rage.   Funny to think that what Turing and Flowers enabled has allowed us to short-cut those thousands of years into less than 80 years.....)




Was Turing like Cumberbatch's portrayal?    Not much I'd guess.   Or like Derek Jacobi's?  Nah.   We get the picture of someone so British and so unlike anything else.  Stubborn, brilliant, wanting to be who and what he was.  And the lousy British State thanked him to the point of him taking his life, all due to a rotten, nasty, narrow-minded piece of garbage masquerading as law.  Yes, he was arrested some years after the war for having sex with another man (and, mark you, no interest in the fact of a relationship between two human beings).  Condemned to chemical castration.  It made him grow breasts.  Justified as helping reduce his libido....


The result of Turing's work was dedicated to fighting this  .....

Like any resistance fighter, Alan Turing took poison, shame on his oppressors.

Cyanide on an apple.   What is this, bloody Snow White?   And no dashing prince allowed to revive him.

So the world was robbed.   I am chair of a youth project where kids of 13-25 are saying who they are.  How far, thank God, we have come, even if there's  much more to do.  

What else would he have gone on to achieve, morons, what else did you in all your prejudice-as-pretence-of-the-Rule-of-Law, deny not only to us but all humanity?  

I recall in around 1966(?) a guy, Ray at GCHQ, - as we then said, in all good humour, 'bent as a nine bob note', or as I later coined "more camp than Baden Powell's Biggest Jamboree".   Suddenly, one day, no Ray, g-o-n-e-   .... rumour - and that's all we got - caught "cottaging" in local public loo.  Next ....   Transferred to the Ministry of Transport in darkest Yorkshire ...    Like the Maoists might send you to Outer Mongolia or the Soviets to Siberia to run a power station or to a gulag ...

The Legacy.  We cannot yet truly evaluate - what we can say is Turing did as much if not more than anyone,   Churchill included, to safeguard those freedoms, based on that Rule of Law, we take for granted at our peril.



So, Turing now has a Royal Pardon posthumous.  All other unworthy gays who didn't do what he did, don't part your cheeks and expect one.  Because, that  would be a disgusting cop-out.  He has been pardoned for his crime of having sex with a guy because of his service to the State.  Sieg Heil. .  So all the others so convicted, they remain unpardoned, even in death.  Not worthy, forgotten.

Can I venture it is the State and all that it represents that committed wrong, not just against the genius who was Alan Turing but also every other man (it was only men) so convicted.

For me there are two objectives:



  1. Exonerate not only Alan Turing but all like him who were so convicted for same-sex relations with another male capable of giving consent - retrospective, yes, who gives a damn, it's consistent with the natural law and indeed The Rule of Law.  That means, it was never a crime because we now are honest enough to admit it ought never to have been so. Pardon means 'we'll let you off even though you did naughties'.     Exoneration means it was never a crime,

  2. A statue of Turing to stand alongside that of Churchill in Parliament Square.



GCHQ today


The Imitation Game by Feynman author Jim Ottaviani and Resistance illustrator Leland Purvis chronicles the life of Turing in a full-size graphic novel.    This is the link to all 197 pages.

http://www.tor.com/stories/2014/06/the-imitation-game-jim-ottaviani-leland-purvis

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Alternative vision for the development for the Regis Centre site

I've received this from Kim Davies, a valued Town Councillor, and publish it in the spirit she asks for, that of getting good ideas out there so we can all consider them.  

It fits the bill in many ways, as it has a landmark new theatre, although in my opinion the Museum of Comedy rates as a real crowd-puller unique in attractions in coastal resort towns.  Also it addresses a key issue, the centrality of that sea front site in a resort town, which is what Bognor Regis is and we forget that at our and its disadvantage.  Add the idea of the lido just in front over the road and we have a crowd puller scenario.

Bognor is suffering a commercial battering - although "I'm hatin' " the food and the Ronald Macdonald ethos complete with being shite towards staff etc, it has to be true that the loss of their fast-food outlet is a bad sign.


Early in 2013 my son, Luke Davis (who had recently passed his degree in Architecture) drew up an alternative vision for the development for the Regis Centre site which was sent to both councillors and officers of ADC; the St Modwen deal was still on the table then and, whilst it did receive a few positive comments from ADC, it was not seriously considered at the time.

I am sending it to you after reading the invitation from Gillian Brown for "complimentary and commercially viable alternatives" to the original scheme. My sons vision does keep some of the core elements of the original scheme. He does assert that without some flats (for example) the scheme would not have financial feasibility; the 80 room hotel remains also, the lack of adequate parking that hampered the original scheme is addressed. In many ways, though, it is radically different and hopefully this difference addresses the main objections to the original plans which were that the "clone town" package deal of multiplex with cluster of multinational restaurants was unimaginative and posed an unnecessary threat to our beloved Art Deco Picturedrome. 

We feel this alternative scheme responds to the message that comes continually from the collective wisdom of the community to celebrate the sea. 

Here it is below with a script and the detail. We hope you will publish it and that the residents of Bognor Regis will like it or at least be inspired to come forward with other alternative visions for the regeneration of the town we love.  

Kind Regards
Ms Kim Davis 
Chichester Road 
Bognor Regis 

         

                                                      The Script: 
The original concept was local architect Nick Hopper's, and the idea is to bring the identity of Bognor Regis as a Seaside Resort back into focus by creating a beach scene within the development.

The main feature of the site remains the Alexandra Theatre (rebuilt in the plans). The plan has scope for increasing the seating to up to 750 but below it is a lower figure as there are differing opinions with regards to the matter of seating capacity. Certainly if a less imaginative development went ahead it is hard to see the Theatre attracting high numbers, but with a bolder and more architecturally stunning development and adequate parking it seems possible to put the matter of the size of the Theatre back on the agenda.

The plan includes a water feature (paddling pool/lido or a large pavement fountain), a row of pretty beach huts sweeping all along one outside edge of the site towards the town centre, wooden boardwalks, zip wires, sandy areas with sports courts, a roof garden with sea views, a climbing wall and (after submitting the idea to Bognor Regis town councillors)  a suggestion of having an outdoor screen for a drive-in cinema has been made. 

With an eclectic approach to making the site a place of interest for tourists the detail of the features can be flexible. For example after speaking to Mr Lynne we accepted that a pool may be considered too expensive to maintain and we suggested the alternative of a pavement fountain area which would be cheaper to install and maintain but create the same effect as a pool. People love water and pavement fountains are an excellent cost effective alternative to the often suggested lido, in fact with good use of lighting pavement fountains are a stunning but affordable alternative.

The connectedness to the beach that a row of beach huts, boardwalks and water fountains creates is both imagined and real. The beach huts, for example, could be sold individually or be a facade encasing small cafés which used and interior space of three units whilst appearing to be individual huts from outside; the main boardwalk could take you straight to the sand.

There is increased parking created by closing the section of The Esplanade off along the whole width of the site; doing this also increases the feeling of connection to the beach; the boardwalk crosses the Esplanade car parking area and could sweep round to create a platform over the shingle with a ramp to the sand. 

                                                    The Detail:

Car Parking
150 spaces in the car park
200 spaces chevron parking in Esplanade parking area.

Hotel
80 Hotel rooms
The Hotel is part of the residential 'block'. They are not on the ground floor plans as there are 5 stories (80 hotel rooms) starting from the first floor (the hotel is in the checked line above the parked cars)

Residential
There are a proposed 87 residential flats (6 stories) which are mostly south facing and encase the car park away from proposed beach area. Some of the building hovers like a large cantilever above the old fire station (which could be used as a car parking facilitation building or Tourist Information Centre).

The 'Roundabout'
The circular building is a proposed restaurant with panoramic views and a bar on the first floor which overlooks the restaurant. A roof garden sits above the structure and circulates routes from the high street to the promenade as well as offering a raised view (this because the sea cannot be seen from ground level). The 'arms' of the roundabout service the space around them. For example the north arm could support spectator seating staggering towards the beach soccer and volleyball courts. The left selling ice creams, hats etc and the south arm becoming an enclosed breakfast bar.  A pavement fountain sits next the restaurant epicentre.

The Cultural Block
This consists of a double height north facing gallery with 4-6 work studios on the first floor for artists to rent; a new 540 seat theatre enclosed between the gallery and retail shops with a first floor bar.

Retail
5 proposed retail units as well a 3 first floor south facing restaurants and 1 restaurant on ground floor and a bar on the first floor of the theatre. Watersports hire building sitting on the promenade with a ramp down to the beach.

Activity
Rather than having a cinema on such a prime location in Bognor Regis, there are a range of activities to utilise the space and get people moving and involved in seaside resort activities. This approach may give Bognor Regis back the niche of being a tourist destination which is what a regeneration development seeks to achieve.

Proposed activities include:

-A Climbing Wall
-A large and small Zip Wire
-A volley Ball court
-A large interactive water fountain or paddling pool/lido
-A soccer court
-A raised roof garden which promotes movement and connects beach and town.
-A gallery with its own work studios
-A new theatre
-Flat outside garden (in the area where the east mounds are now)
-Watersports hire. Jet skis, kayakes canoes, wind surfing, boats, pedalo's, etc.
-Beach huts

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